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	<description>Highlights from the Monkey&#039;s Canopy</description>
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		<title>A Chase Bank Dilemma</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In order to save writing checks, the Monkey went online to request whatever was required to set-up a monthly automatic bank draft.  J.P. Morgan Chase Bank responded that the appropriate forms and instructions would be sent within a week.
When they arrived, the accompanying instructions included the following:
&#8220;Enclosed are two copies of our ACH (i.e. automatic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beauty and the Beast</title>
		<link>http://monkeytales.net/177/beauty-and-the-beast</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Camera Monkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ After touring Bulow Plantation State Park ruins just south of Palm Coast, we were returning to the park&#8217;s exit on a narrow dirt road.  In the middle of the road in front of us was a large snake slithering to the left side.  As soon as it was off the road I pulled alongside, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golf Like a Chicken</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monkeys in Sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As an old golfer who has taken lessons from two different pros, I was both startled and amused when they both said that actually watching the ball during the golf swing is unnecessary! While I have heard that blind golfers may do very well, they also have a full-time attendant-caddy who sets them up for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That Sucking Sound</title>
		<link>http://monkeytales.net/159/that-sucking-sound</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Traveling Monkeys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After being home a few short weeks in the summer of 1951, it was time to return to Oregon State for my sophomore year. With enough bags and boxes to last through the school year, I bid the folks goodbye in Hays and settled into a Union Pacific coach. We were not out of Kansas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sure-fire Snore Stopper</title>
		<link>http://monkeytales.net/143/sure-fire-snore-stopper</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Big Monkeys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This story is about the misguided and thoroughly malicious wives&#8217; tales that have been circulating on the many ways to prevent snoring husbands from interfering with their wives sleep.  There must be hundreds of such solutions in circulation.  Pity the hapless husband who suffers the indignity of being the guinea pig in these experiments to cure him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surprise Ashore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Navy Monkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Traveling Monkeys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For a six-week summer training cruise with the U.S. Navy in 1951, several hundred midshipmen from all over the country boarded the Iowa class battleship USS Wisconsin (BB-64) in Norfolk.  Besides the heavy training schedule, the travel and shore leave itinerary included Halifax, New York City, Colon, Panama, and Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.   
For all sailors shore [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nationalist Navy: 1954 Edition</title>
		<link>http://monkeytales.net/100/nationalist-navy-1954-edition</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Navy Monkeys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The two ships at rest in the menu picture are the primary combat units of the Nationalist Chinese Navy in 1954.  News highlights at the time reported weekly, if not regular attacks by Chinese gunboats on the mainland of China.  For the listening audience, it was assumed that the attacks were deadly, and struck fear in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New &#8216;Bug&#8217; Infects Computer Center</title>
		<link>http://monkeytales.net/82/new-bug-infects-computer-center</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Evil Monkeys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Computer centers have known and dealt with &#8217;bugs&#8217; for many years, and go to great lengths to control their damage.  When Sufferin College officials were told bed bugs were being transmitted to their center&#8217;s users, the common response  was &#8220;you&#8217;ve got to be kidding!&#8221;   This started a new chapter in exactly what it means to be a Sufferin student. 
Sufferin students and facullty alike started boning up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blackie&#8217;s Brainstorm</title>
		<link>http://monkeytales.net/73/blackies-brainstorm</link>
		<comments>http://monkeytales.net/73/blackies-brainstorm#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monkeys in Sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some of Wakefield&#8217;s more prominent local characters included a Mr. Cool who sold refrigerators. Mr. Shivers was the ice man, and A. Butcher was the town doctor. That was Dr. Butcher, A. W. Butcher. He was the only doctor in town. Had there been a town prostitute her name would surely have been Miss. Hooker. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hong Kong&#8217;s Mary Soo</title>
		<link>http://monkeytales.net/39/hong-kongs-mary-soo</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Navy Monkeys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In 1955 Hong Kong was judged the absolute best liberty port in the world. This high rating is from sailors who have tested liberty all over the world. When sailors speak of liberty ports, it is accepted that the ladies are not far away, if only for the great scenery they provide. After spending several [...]]]></description>
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